Snakes on a plane - Review.
"I want these motherfuckin' snakes off this motherfuckin' plane."
3 snakes out of 5
There are tits, ass, dicks and you guessed it snakes. AND- guys just for the record, if the thought of a snake biting your dick off while you piss doesn't cross your mind, it will now, promise. *I* don't even wanna use outhouses or park/recreation toilets.
Anyway, so last week I saw Snakes on a plane, and although I wasn't really itching to see it, especially after hearing people say that it sucked, I genuinly liked it, like really liked it.
You have to go to the movie not expecting for it to be an amazing blockbuster hit but as a fun night out, get ready to laugh and get sort of grossed out.
This movie is pretty much the most ridiculous movie, ever, and not believable at all. But thats what makes it so good, so what-the-fuck good.
So basically, if you happen to see a murder, don't watch it, don't get caught just run asshole, Or ELSE, you'll end up with killer snakes on the motherfuckin' plane.
How the hell would you get snakes on a plane anyway, SERIOUSLY. You wanna know? In a bunch or lei boxes, how convienent. Not only that but the box has a timer that makes the boxes explode to release them.
So now, we have poisoness snakes AND explosives. wicked.
And I'm also glad that the snakes can slither by wires inside of the plane and and disconnect them, I think it need and inspector, that's not cool.
So now, the snakes are out inside of the plane chilling out then they start to go nuts and biting people. Why you ask, oh it's simple. Pheromones. The bad guys spray them on the leis that the retards on the plane are wearing.
And from there on out snakes kill people, are you surprised? C'mon.
The best part of the movie it the fat lady that is asleep on the plane getting felt up by a snake and moaning, ick. Then she wakes up and the snake bites her eye out, goary. Awesome.
Then some more people die, they make a baracade with a floatation device, they smash the window to suck the snakes out, they land.
The End.
Basically, all in all, go see this movie, even if you don't want to you'll have a great laugh and you'll have something to talk about for days with your friends, no lie. 3 snakes out of 5, holla that.
Anyway, so last week I saw Snakes on a plane, and although I wasn't really itching to see it, especially after hearing people say that it sucked, I genuinly liked it, like really liked it.
You have to go to the movie not expecting for it to be an amazing blockbuster hit but as a fun night out, get ready to laugh and get sort of grossed out.
This movie is pretty much the most ridiculous movie, ever, and not believable at all. But thats what makes it so good, so what-the-fuck good.
So basically, if you happen to see a murder, don't watch it, don't get caught just run asshole, Or ELSE, you'll end up with killer snakes on the motherfuckin' plane.
How the hell would you get snakes on a plane anyway, SERIOUSLY. You wanna know? In a bunch or lei boxes, how convienent. Not only that but the box has a timer that makes the boxes explode to release them.
So now, we have poisoness snakes AND explosives. wicked.
And I'm also glad that the snakes can slither by wires inside of the plane and and disconnect them, I think it need and inspector, that's not cool.
So now, the snakes are out inside of the plane chilling out then they start to go nuts and biting people. Why you ask, oh it's simple. Pheromones. The bad guys spray them on the leis that the retards on the plane are wearing.
And from there on out snakes kill people, are you surprised? C'mon.
The best part of the movie it the fat lady that is asleep on the plane getting felt up by a snake and moaning, ick. Then she wakes up and the snake bites her eye out, goary. Awesome.
Then some more people die, they make a baracade with a floatation device, they smash the window to suck the snakes out, they land.
The End.
Basically, all in all, go see this movie, even if you don't want to you'll have a great laugh and you'll have something to talk about for days with your friends, no lie. 3 snakes out of 5, holla that.
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